Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory