this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.