My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?