She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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