Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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