i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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