Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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