I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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