The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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