i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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