What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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