You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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