i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
it's like heaven, but drunker
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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