she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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