Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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