He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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