guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
