My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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