i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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