don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Randomize
