i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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