so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's no shave November. This is our time.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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