I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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