She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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