I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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