Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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