Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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