cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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