Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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