you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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