i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
