Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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