all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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