North Korea, Best Korea!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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