real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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