I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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