do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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