Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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