Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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