so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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