you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i drank out of a bidet.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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