Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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