theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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