you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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