it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
