Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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