Only a mothe r could love this liver
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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