Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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