There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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