Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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