Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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