your thong is hanging out like whoa
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
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i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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