just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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