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Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!

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(248): Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!! http://tfl.nu/kly1

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You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..

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Who?

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Chris brown

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No way... I bet he was intense

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Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two

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(248): You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to.. (1-248): Who? (248): Chris brown (1-248): No way... I bet he was intense (248): Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two http://tfl.nu/q7w2

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Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window

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(602): Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window http://tfl.nu/pu84

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alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac

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(206): alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac http://tfl.nu/kfdr

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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!

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(360): Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!! http://tfl.nu/gtc6

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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.

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(540): I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down. http://tfl.nu/t10x

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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.

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(408): Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same. http://tfl.nu/sgs8

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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.

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(506): I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why. http://tfl.nu/rcz3

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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.

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(770): She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut. http://tfl.nu/onts

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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.

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(267): He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man. http://tfl.nu/v6o1

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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.

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(360): We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent. http://tfl.nu/utkw

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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.

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(404): Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent. http://tfl.nu/9bag

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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.

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(512): Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise. http://tfl.nu/frpb

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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??

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(208): Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five?? http://tfl.nu/5sl1

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Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.

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(801): Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going. http://tfl.nu/a1o5

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