I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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